coloring my hair w animals

I generally wait until I look like trailer trash (which I am close to anyway,living where I do) before I RE-color
my hair. I get the gray stuff going down the part up top and on the sides and I look quite
repulsive. Today, I decided to get the box of Golden Brown hair color and go at it. I am
dripping with this messy goop on my head and have to keep a paper towel w me at
all times to keep wiping away the color running down my face. While waiting I think..
aahhh I can write to Mom. I begin. Rody , young dog, aka pita, starts to whine behind me
at the door. The kittens want in. Then they want out. Then Rody doesn't want out. Then
the neighbor has her dogs out in the field behind me letting them run. My dogs go
bolistic watching. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark ..run to other door to look out window ....bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark ..... jumping going crazy. I tell them
if they would behave and not run away, they TOO, could go run out in the field. It is not
digested ..it is bark bark bark bark bark.
FINALLY, I have rinsed the color out of my hair. The critters have all settled down.
I think I am going abandon ship soon. It used to be to get away from THE HUSBAND
now........well read above.......
Chow