Bass Ackwards

I have an ulcer and it hurts like hell tonight. I had a scope put down my gullet last week. The verdict was a chronic ulcer. I have had ulcers in the past. This time I have a doozie. I have two different meds to take.

I have globs of stress. This compounds my ulcer and it's antics. I was thinking tonight of ways to
eliminate the stress in my life. My mother cannot be neglected so that idea is out. I mean she IS my mother. My dogs drive me absolutely nuts. The old dog does not deserve my foot up his ass. Like I "said" he is old and quite stupid. The young dog is a royal pain. He is hyper and too much. I even gave him away once. The new owner let him run free in traffic. I took him back.
Young dog, is cute and funny...but he has his dark side. He is just terribly bad and annoying.
I am not good at training dogs and I think young dog is a dog that you would have to beat
over the head to train. I don't believe in beating dogs over the head.

So it comes down to my mother and two dogs...that equal STRESS. Now if I put my mother in a kennel and the dogs in a nursing home, I would probably be told I did something ass backwards.
But right now it all sounds like a good plan.