A man !? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have found that my kittens poo smell like cheese whiz..only the kind that has sat around
in a vault for maybe 100 years with mold and crap on it. These guys love to shat. They
love to dig. They are totally adorable except for the elimation of turds. Since they are sharing
my bathroom , which connects to my bedroom, my eyes have been watering frequently.
I realize more and more , there will never be another man in my life. And honestly why
would I want one. Maybe to drive me to Barnes and Noble at night. (I freak at night
driving) I can't SEE. ) But I don't want to worry about kitty shit smell if a man is
in my bed.....

There was a time I wanted someone in my life so badly. I wanted someone to SAVE me from
my sad pathetic horrible sucky marriage. I later wanted just someone to adore me. I later
wanted someone to just hang out with. What I found , is most men my age cannot get it
up and have titties bigger than mine. I found that they can be controlling and they drive
too fast. Honestly , who needs that shit?

I live quietly, except for my asshole dogs barking, in a peaceful home. My messes are mine.
The hair in the tub is mine. The hair around the toilet is mine. The goobers in the sink
are mine. The milk is never run out unless I DID IT. The wet towels on the floor are from
me. I don't want a man. No way no how.

I am at an age where I have burned out from shaving and plucking and slathering on
moisterizer. I will walk alone happily, with my hairy legs and bushy eyebrows.

Oh how wonderful to break wind and burp and be myself.